((ooc: we all know Dan is just wicked jealous of Chris’s hot bod, because damn))

((ooc: I’m finished with finals so that means more time for this account, YAY!))

OOC: Sorry for the lack of updates. I got scheduled for 34 hours this week on top of it being the last week before finals so I’m in a tizzy. but once finals are over I should be updating a lot more, and I’m planning some stuff with imposter Dan, so that should be pretty cool.

What makes you think I would know anything about this so called ‘Candle Jack’.

Of course not.

It’s not like I have any nasty habits like talking to Eli or wearing sandals with socks.

I have more important things to do instead of falling into the obvious trap of an unfinished riddle!

((OOC pretend malarkey is actually spelled like that. Sadly they have yet to invent an instant spell check for paper)

((accidentally got caught up in school work and taxes and stuff. I did some answers today in my math class so I’ll try to update tomorrow. Sorry for the wait and thanks for your questions! And just as a little inspiration for your future questions, I’ve been designed female imposter Dan.))

‘Weird’ is pretty subjective…

it has more to do with the circumstances surrounding the offense. I still don’t remember half of what happened at the Yarn Barn or why we went there at all…